The Great Chimp Heist

All right boys... 
This is how we're gonna steal that chimp
Why on earth do we want to steal a chimp?
Gentleman, this is all about blow, there's enough in its stomach to insult Mexico.
Now the chimp is guarded by Todd McGovern, he's a greasy shyster but I know just how to stop him.
How?
thermonuclear device.
Ugh, Fernando, let me give you some dvice.
Nothing aggravates a delicate situation much more than a massive detonation.
No bombs, Fernando.
Then I guess its plan What is plan B?
Hmm, we'll see.
Just tell me that it doesn't involve that crate of cobras...
Bah! Plan is weak as [bad word]  Who the hell put you up to this!
Just get me that chimp, Fernando. Because if you do...
There's another briefcase full of filthy drug money for you....
Zzzooohhhh....