Kazakhstan - greatest country in the world:

Kazakhstan - greatest country in the world:
All other countries are run by little girls,
Kazakhstan - number one exporter of potassium,
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan - home of Tinshein swimming pool:
Its length thirty meter and width six meter,
Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place:
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan - friend of all, except Uzbekistan,-
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in world:
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstans prostitutes cleanest in the region,
Except, of course, for Turkmenistans.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty [bad word] of our leader,
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!