The National Pastime

MARYLIN:
Fellas!
YANKEES:
Yeah?
MARYLIN:
Fellas!
YANKEES:
Is it?
MARYLIN:
Hey team!
YANKEES:
Off the benches, It’s Marylin!
MARYLIN:
I just got a date
YANKEES:
She just got a date
MARLYIN:
With baseball’s jumping show
So run me round the bases, put me through my paces
And teach me all the things a slugger’s lover should know

MARYLIN:
What’s that there?
YANKEES:
That’s the pitcher’s mound
MARYLIN:
Have you ever seen a shape that is so perfectly round?
YANKEES:
Batter up!
MARYLIN:
Play ball!
YANKEES:
You better give it your all
ALL:
Cause all men like to play at
MARYLIN:
The national pastime

MARYLIN:
Who’s that man?
YANKEES:
That’s the first base coach
MARYLIN:
Have you noticed that he signals every time I approach?
YANKEES:
Call the ump!
MARYLIN:
Throw ‘em out!
YANKEES:
Because there isn’t a doubt that 
ALL:
All men like to play at
MARYLIN:
The national pastime

MARYLIN:
When I was just a little girl I liked being dainty and purty
But now that I’m givin’ sports a whirl
I find I kinda like to get dirty
YANKEES:
Yeah!

YANKEES:
Baby, what’s that there?
MARYLIN:
That’s the team bullpen
And I like the odds I’m seeing
No girls, all men!
YANKEES:
Hit the deck, look alive!
Beware the ladies like drive
MARYLIN:
Yes my skill and my passion ‘ll elevate the national…

MARYLIN:
Peanuts!
Hot dogs!
Cracker jacks!
I don’t care, I don’t care if I ever get back!

YANKEES:
When the season’s over, the play won’t end
MARYLIN:
‘Cause a baseball diamond is a girl’s best friend
ALL:
Yes the style and the fashion ‘ll elevate the national pastime!