Bad Terran (ET Parody)

I gotta game tonight and I gotta plan
I'm gunna play the race
that you cannot stand
I'm a terran I be scarin You'll be swearin
you be what the fu uh uh uh uh
g.g. newbie lu uh uh uck
welcome to the imba zone
i'ma show you mastery
you are gunna cry when i am killin off your base with ease you
know that i can rock this game
a top level macro bot
i don't need a strategy
make it up on the spot
 
you're so bad at cheesing
are you triple raxing
maybe building proxy
 
you're slow APMing
now your building's floating
and my troops are gloating
 
they say imba race
stronger than the others
overpowered soldiers
but you're second place
i don't understand you
 
you got a real easy build
just keep hitting but you still need skills
and thats why your league
will be forever plastic
 
siege me
ch ch cheese me
build another bunker
at your planetary
 
stop me
dr dr drop me
thinking i'm a victim
of your cloaked banshee
 
but you're a bad terran
you're gunna lose again
its supernatural
how fast your rank will fall
 
you're still single basing
when you finish mining
floating to the island
your hands are shaking
every single battle
 
you've got a real easy build
just stim and then heal
but you still need skill
and that's why your league
will be forever plastic
 
[chorus]
 
I'm gettin sick of this game
Trying different builds but its the same
All my little space troops are hella lame
Gunna have to rage quit ta void the shame
Got a new strat for my win/loss
Show you whats next? Switch ta protoss
I'mma go probe you
Then I'mma pwn you
See how I four gate you so
I show you how to lose
I show you how to lose
how to lose
dubstep
 
[chorus]
 
cuz you're a bad terran
 
but you're a bad terran
you're gunna lose again
its supernatural
how fast your rank will fall