Ouchi ga Ichiban - wonderful version

Mite mite minna
Omochiroi ne (omoshiroine)
Iron nano [bad word] nameru
Tsume tatete miuyo (tsume tatete [bad word] 
Mya- Mya-
Ouchi ni kaen nakya
Itsuno manika mitsuketeta
Yasashii basho

Gokigen re-su (Gokigendesu)
Miuku ippai urechii [bad word] ippai ureshii)
Asonda atowa naderarete gokigen
Itarakimasu (itadakimasu)
Oichii monode pon pon (Oishii monode pon pon)
Nekoronde shiawase
Kororin...Onemu...

Satesate sampo
Emono dokora?
Kietatta (kiechatta) [bad word] sagasu
Daremo inaku nacchatta
Mya- Mya-

Ouchi ni kaeritai
Hitoribocchi yamemachita [bad word] 
Ooisogire (ooisogide)
Taraimare-su (tadaima desu)
Shippo futte yorochiku (yoroshiku)
Nobi nobi nobite ofuton ni totsugeki

Ohanachi (ohanashi) ki-te
Bouken chitayo [bad word] , doki doki
Demo koko ga ichiban
Unyanya? Unyanya!

Gokigen re-su (Gokigendesu)
Miuku ippai urechii [bad word] ippai ureshii)
Asonda atowa naderarete gokigen
Itarakimasu (itadakimasu)
Oichii monode pon pon (Oishii monode pon pon)
Nekoronde shiawase
Ouchi nara shiawase
Kororin...Onemu...