The Lighter Side Of Dating

Monster multispeed vibrator
 Eveready PP3
 Coffee, ginseng, percolator
 Love cream and vitamin 
 Get hip, unzip your lip and flip out now
 Allow your jowl a howl and rip out now

 Miss Universe is not averse
 To biuality
 I think abortion is a caution
 And I like to ski

 Arab strap, 10” erection
 Vacuum pumps and padded pants
 Carrot juice for the complexion
 Stud 100, chocolate ants

 Get smart, and start to tart your heart with art
 Spread out your head and educate your parts

 Miss Solar System, when asked to list them
 Said she had no men
 I’m still a virgin, with no urge in
 Vote for my hymen

 Karma Sutra, Perfumed Garden
 Shave the legs to smooth from rough
 Esteé Lauder, Chanel, Arden
 Eyebrow pencil, powder puff

 Get high, untie your thigh and fly, Lotte
 Submerge in a dirge and emerge potty

 In silver bells and little else
 I wiggle and I sway
 I’ll either be a Penthouse Pet
 Or an easy lay