Being Bitten (Drama)

Mamimi: Haru-san! Haru-san, Haru-san!
Haruko: Huh?
Mamimi: That...over there.
Haruko: Hmmm? What?
Mamimi: Something's running toward us from over there. Really fast!
Dog: Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!
Amarao: What the heck is that? dog, huh?
Dog: Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!
Haruko: Hey...what's that? Isn't it coming this way?
Dog: Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!
Dog: Chomp! (bites)
Amarao: Whoa~!
Haruko: Oh! It bit him.
Amarao: Aarrghhh Gwarrrr!
Mamimi: Hey! Bad dog!
Amarao: Errgghhh...the dog!
Mamimi: Let him go!
Amarao: Arrgghhhh...the dog!!
Mamimi: You can't go around biting people!

Amarao: Whoaahhhh!
Dog: Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!Haruko: Ohhh...it looks painful
Haruko: Oh! I found a 100 yen coin!
(The sound of a felt tip marker, being used to write down something)

Mamimi: Are you ok?
Amarao: I guess so.
Haruko: Let's see. Your leg...Whoa! Look at that clear bite mark. Do you want to go to the hospital?
Amarao: This is nothing. It'll heal on its own.
Mamimi: Wow...Amarao, you're a real man.
Haruko: Nahhhh, that's not it at all...this idiot is just trying to act cool.
Amarao: Say whatever you want. The me you knew in the past and the me today are different.
Mamimi: Huh? Oh...over there again...
Haruko: What?
Mamimi: It's coming again...really fast! It's heading this way from all the way back there!

Three dogs: Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!

Haruko: What...this time there's three of them?
(deep chomping sound)
Aramao: Whoahhhh Ahhhhhh!!!
Haruko: Boy, you do get bitten a lot.
Mamimi: Bad dogs!
Amarao: Oh nooo!! It's the dogs again!
Mamimi: He just got bitten, you know!
Amarao: The dogs again!

Dogs: Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!

Amarao: Eeeekkkkkk!!

Haruko: Whoa! Lucky! What a place to find a 500 yen!
(The sound of a felt tip marker, being used to write down something)

Haruko: That's a lot of blood! Are you ok?
Amarao: I'd be lying if I said I'm absolutely fine. But, I'd like to tell myself that, if I'm a man, I need to become stronger every time I get hurt.
Mamimi: Woohoo! That is so cool! He could be seriously cool!
Haruko: What kind of a statement is that from some moron who gets bitten by a dog with no good reason? Arrghh...boy, I hate idiots.

Sheep: Baa baa baa ... (The sounds of a sheep stampede)

Amarao: Whoa~~ whoa!!

Mamimi: The throat is dangerous, you sheep! Don't chew on his throat!
Amarao: It's a sheep this time~!
Haruko: Aarrgghh! It smells like a sheep! Hey! Huh? Wow, what's this? Was this laying here from before? It's a thousand yen bill! thousand yen!!
(The sound of a felt tip marker, being used to write down something)

Mamimi: Umm...are you ok?
Amarao: In fact, I think it worked out quite well. We shall have lamb steak dinner tonight.
Haruko: Lamb steak? I mean, the sheep bit you as much as it could and ran away already. You’re talking tough.
Mamimi: You better go to the hospital. Aramao, even though you're a tough guy, this wound is too serious.(Ambulance sirens)

Mamimi: Oh! They're coming from over there. Great! You'll be ok.
Amarao: Getting treated is not my style...but tonight I suppose I could take a look at what a so-called doctor can do.
Mamimi: Boy, he's a man.
Haruko: Ohhh boy...whatever...
(The ambulance crew pulls over and gets out)
Mamimi: Hey, ambulance crew, please take care of him. He's the one who's hurt.