It's Guy Love

"Guy Love" 

JD: Let's face the facts about me and you, our love unspecified 
though I'm proud to call you "chocolate bear" 
the crowd will always talk and stare. 

Turk: I feel exactly those feelings too 
and that's why I keep them inside 
'cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain 
and sometimes it's easier to hide. 

JD & Turk: Than explain our guy love, that's all it is 
guy love he's mine I'm his 
there's nothing [bad word] about it in our eyes. 

Turk: You ask me 'bout this thing we share... 

JD: ...and he tenderly replies. 

Turk: It's guy love... 

JD & Turk: ...between two guys. 

Turk: We're closer than the average man and wife. 

JD: That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D. 

Turk: You know I'll stick by you for the rest of my life... 

JD: You're the only man who's ever been inside of me! 

Turk:(Spoken) Whoa whoa! I just took out his appendix. 

JD: There's no need, to clarify... 

Turk: Oh no? 

JD: Just let it grow more and more each day. 
It's like I've married my best friend... 

Turk: But in a totally manly way! 

JD & Turk: Let's go! 
It's guy love, don't compromise, 
The feeling of some other guy. 
Holding up your heart into the sky. 

JD: I'll be there to care through all the lows. 

Turk: I'll be there to share the highs. 

JD & Turk: It's guy love, between two guys. 

JD: And when I say, "I love you, Turk,", 
it's not what it implies. 

JD & Turk: It's guy love 
between... 
two... 
guys. 

JD: No hands.