Anaconda (Parody)

This song is about butts
These girls all have big butts
This video is pretty much just a bunch of big butts

I'm dry humping bamboo in a jungle
M-M-My butt's so big it's like two gigantic bubbles
A-A-And I always show it off 'cause it's my greatest asset
But it's enhanced by surgery, yes it's made out of plastic
It's not real, real, real
Cost major cash
And my surgery bill
Is going up fast
Got work on my nose and my lips
Got [bad word] implants
My fake teeth Mister Ed status
Feed me a carrot

B-B-B-B-Booty shake
With a snake
Ninety five percent of me is fake
Twerkin' so hard it cause a massive earthquake
Now I'm rappin' so fast think my tongue's about to break
Later in the video I am gonna dance for Drake
Basically I am a stripper who also knows how to rap
But my lyrics are real bad, they're complete and utter [bad word] I'm dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

turntable with fruit
big speaker and skull
This video is things that don't make any sense
And butts

You ripped off
 [bad word] )
"Baby Got Back"
 [bad word] )
I'm [bad word] off
 [bad word] )
Turned it to trash
 [bad word] )
Give me some
 [bad word] )
Of all that cash
 [bad word] )

Ha ha, [bad word] please
Talk to the [bad word] 
For some reason there's a gym out in the jungle
Where I lift these tiny weights to work out my fake muscles
I pump real hard but there's not sweat on my complexion
Cause I numb all my sweat glands with these Botox injections
Then I slam my crotch
Into the floor
Rap about  non stop
Act like a [bad word] Waste of talent I got
Writing lyrics that will turn
Your brain to rot
I am a dumb [bad word] 
K-K-K-K-K-Kitchen scene
Whipping cream
Squirt the whole can out on my [bad word] skin
My super [bad word] act is wearing real thin
In about seven years I'm gonna look like Lil Kim
Rapping so [bad word] fast to hide the fact that I am dim
So plastic when I die throw me in recycling
Drake sitting in a chair now I'm gonna dance for him
I'm dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

I don't want a lap dance
Your butt is too [bad word] fat!

You're gonna eat this [bad word] 

I can't! No I need air! Stop
Grrrffmm urvvmmem meh furrhhh

What are you saying Drake?

I'm trying to warn you
Nicki behind you there's a snake

Oh my gosh!
 [bad word] )
Look at that snake!
 [bad word] )

That's right [bad word]  [bad word] )
He hasn't ate!
 [bad word] )
And he loves
 [bad word] )
Juicy butt steak
 [bad word] )
Anaconda
 [bad word] )
Eat that fake [bad word] 
My anaconda ate Nick's buns and now this dumb song's done!