Qué Onda Guero

Qué onda Guero?
Qué onda Jose?

See the vegetable man
In the vegetable van
With a horn that's honking
Like a mariachi band
In the middle of the street
People gather around
Put the dollar-dollar-dollar in the can
Ay wey!, que onda?
TJ cowboys hang around
Sleeping in the sidewalk
With a Burger King crown
Never wake 'em up
Mas cerveza
Til the rooster crows
Vatos vergallos
Qué onda güero?
Qué onda güero?
Qué onda güero?
Qué onda güero?

Mondo broncos roll with crowbars
Chingling rancheros on cheap guitars
Abuelitas with plastic bags
Walking to the church with the Spanish candles
Dirty borracho says 'que putas!'
Andale, Joto, your popsicle is [bad word] better run, da [bad word] run
Mara [bad word] in the midnight sun
Güero, where are you going?
Qué onda guero?
Güero, where are you going?
Qué onda güero?

Rampart boys with loaded rifles
Guatemalan soccer ball instant replays
Mango ladies, vendedores
And a busstop singer
Banda macho [bad word] 
Qué onda güero?
donde vayas
Qué onda güero?
donde vayas

¿Y donde encontrastes ese? en un hoyo
Alla en la en Pico
La Pico and Vermont
Hey vamos a jugar futbol ahí en el Griffith park
La locura
Yeah now I'm going to LACC
I'm taking a ceramics class
See the vegetable man
James Joyce
Michael Bolton

Qué onda güero, where are you going?
Qué onda güero, where are you going?

Hey what's up güero?
"You doing pushups?"
No te veo güero!
El güero!
Que Pasa
Otra vero güero
I dunno I saw a puppet at Tang's
with a mullet and a popsicle.

Hey Güero
Que locura!
Chico

Hey Güero
Yeah Bro?
Hehehe, footlong?

Let's go to Cap'n Cork, they have the new Jhonny cassette.