Lucky Cunt (Happy Birthday EP, 2011)

[Tinie Tempah]
Please dont tell the bishop Ive been sippin on some sizzurp
Got a dirty chick named Lisa, use her tongue just like a lizard
I dont even know the difference between Halloween and Christmas
Im ? meets Harry Potter, Ima muthaf-cking wizard, ha
Reporting to you live via satellite
Or in a  tape with a girl who say she camera shy
Helen Bonham Carter man, you speak, she aint actin right
Your niggas [bad word] sound [bad word]  hermaphrodite
Been partying for 4 weeks, hope them papers never saw me
Hundred thousand dollar whip but still nobody will insure me
Having orgies in the ?, [bad word] tryna Jersey Shore me
I aint leavin Las Vegas, you gon have to come deport me
Ha, rum-pum-pa-pum, we at the Bacardi table
couple girls of live coke, we call em Charlies angels
December, January, February, March and April
Disturbing London baby, f-ck them other nasty labels
Hickory, [bad word] I just had an epiphany
Whyd I call myself Tinie, if I keep thinking about bigamy
They put me in rehab, Ima go jail for polygamy
Ding dong special delivery
This a moment in history
News just in, another number 1
Ask the club for 20 bottles and a couple blunts
Hallowed be thy name, thy Kingdom come
Im a muthaf-ckin lucky (boiii)
Im a muthaf-ckin lucky (boiii)
Look at the muthaf-ckin lucky (whoa)
Hallowed be thy name, thy Kingdom come
Im a muthaf-ckin lucky (boiii)
[Big Sean]
Dont f-ck a man when I pass by
Im pass how, that Tinie [bad word]  might pass out
I p-p-p-ick that money up then dash out Im bigger than your dads house
Holding big [bad word] bags of weed, look like Im finna take the trash out
Head so good I dont need to f-ck
20 f-cking bottles I dont need a cup
Looking like Im bar tending, chillin somewhere thats off limits
VIP Im all in it, me and my crew was all winning
20 cars thats all tinted, vroom, vroom, [bad word] Hoes jumpin from my balls
Man, I rep just might go tinted?
boi, [bad word] I do my thang
Got all these bad [bad word] tryna do my thing
I made a promise that Im never going broke
F-ck a rainy day, I aint never gonna soak
Watch me take a little bit then flip it into mo
Niggas flippin out tryna touch the [bad word] Then I ? your [bad word] to a ghost
Rolex is my ticker, Im off that liquor than lick her
Her panties slippin and sliding, Im in that [bad word] no wiskers
Oh thats your girl, my bad my [bad word]  come get her
She probably answering the door, wearing my slippers
Boii I do it
[Hook]