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[intro]

[Cowboy]
 I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts
 You know, there's a story behind that there saloon
 Twenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over
 Sheriffs couldn't stop em
 Quickest [bad word] gun slingers I've ever seen
 Got murdered in cold blood
 That ol' saloon there was their lil' home away from home
 They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavern
 And on a quiet night
 You can still hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce Da Five-Nine

[Eminem]
 I don't speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet
 I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat
 I translate when my voice is read through a sismograph
 And a noise is bred, picked up and transmitted through Royce's head (AAHHH)
 Trapped him in his room, possessed him and hoist his bed
 Till the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead
 Told him each one of his boys is dead
 I asked him to come to the dark side, he made a choice and said

[Royce]
 Who hard? yo I done heard worse
 We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other
 To see which one'll swerve first
 Two blind bandits panic, whose mental capacity holds
 That of a globe on top of nine other planets
 Kissed the cheek of the devil
 Intelligence level is hell-ier than treble peakin on speakers in the ghetto
 Dismissal, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of a atheist
 Intercepting missles wit my bare hands like a patriot
 One track sliced without swords, I buried the Christ corpse
 In my past life when the Black Knight mounted the white horse
 And stay over-worked, its like the [bad word] in the nations
 Collaborating, attemptin to take over the earth

[Eminem]
 Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil
 We hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people
 He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Segal
 Above the Law cuz I don't agree wit police either  [bad word]  me neither)
 We ain't eager to be legal
 So please leave me wit the keys to your Jeep Eagle
 I breathe ether in three amounts
 When I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle
 Releasin rage on anybody in squeezing range
 Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezing rain
 (He's insane) No I'm not, I just want to shoot up and I'm [bad word] off
 Cuz I can't find a decent vain

[Royce]
 The disaster wit dreds
 I'm Bad enough to commit suicide and survive long enough
 To kill my soul after I'm dead
 When in danger it's funny actually my flavor's similar to a waiter
 Cuz I serve any stranger wit money
 I spray a hundred, man until they joint chains
 While slippin bullets at point blank range like they was punches
 [bad word] on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to your funeral
 Serve this lobbyist, strangle your body then confirm you
 Whippin human [bad word]  throwin blows crackin jaws 
 Wit my fists wrapped in gause, dipped in glue and glass
 I'm blazin MC's, at the same time amazin MC's
 Somehow MC's ain't that eye-brow raisin to me
 From all of angles of us, flash a mack loud enough to cast a avalanche
 And bust till volcanoes errupt

[interlude]
[phone rings]
 Hello? (Billy) Aiyyo what's up (we're comin to get you)
 STOP, THEY KNOW IT'S US!!

[Eminem]
 I used to be a loudmouth, remember me? (uh-ah)
 I'm the one who burned your house down (oh)
 Well I'm out now  [bad word] , and this time I'm comin back to blow your house up
 And I ain't gon leave you a window to jump out of
 Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms
 And you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms
 And when I go to hell and I'm gettin ready to leave
 I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe

[Royce + (Eminem)]
 Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil
 And we hit the trees till we look like Vietnames