My Gay Boyfriend

One, Two, Ready, GO!

I'm Tired Of Boys Who Make Me Cry,
They Cheat On Me And They Tell Me Lies.

I Want Love Who'll Never Stray,
When He See's Other Girls He Looks Away!

And If He Never Kisses Me Then Thats Alright,
'Cause We Can Just Cuddle All Night!
 [bad word] Boyfriend! [bad word] Boyfriend!
I Don't Really Care That You Are [bad word]  [bad word] Boyfriend! [bad word] Boyfriend!
I Never Feel Lonly When You Are Near!
La, La, Lala!

It'll Be Great Romance,
We'll Go Shopping And Buy Tight Pants!

You Don't Care How Big My [bad word] Is,
Just How Fabulous My Dress Is!
 [bad word] Boyfriend! [bad word] Boyfriend!
I Don't Really Care That You Are [bad word]  [bad word] Boyfriend! [bad word] Boyfriend!
I Never Feel Lonely When You Are Near!
La, La, Lala!

You Cry At Movies On Our Dates,
Romantic Comedies Sure Are Great!

But When You're Settled- Dry Your Tears,
'Cause I'll Always Think That You Are Fearless!

I Like Ciggaretts And Thats Go Gag,
But You'll Always Be MY Favorite [bad word] 
You'll Always Be MY Favorite [bad word] 
You'll Always Be MY Faaaavooorite Faaaaaaaaaaaaaag! (La, La, Lala...)
My [bad word] Boyfriend! [bad word] Boyfriend!
I Don't Really Care That You Are [bad word]  [bad word] Boyfriend! [bad word] Boyfriend!
I Never Feel Lonely When You Are Near!
La, La, Lala!