Derpy pop

Yo!
Der-Derpy!

Sick and tired of hearin'
All these ponies talk about
What's the deal with this derp-horse
And can we write her out?

She's totally offensive
But hey now can't you see?
There's differences in every pony
So why ya hatin' on me?

Things go splatter...
When I try to bake
Or I raid the fridge at night
Oops that shattered...
I just dropped a glass
My Bad! Poor eyesight!
Noisy clatter
I knocked the fridge down
Why can't I get it right?
Does it matter...
I act like a fool
But its brilliance in disguise!

Derp on now...

Did you ever herp the derp?
Eat muffins till it hurt?
Space and go berserk?
Derp it till...
Your body starts to jerk?
Your vision gets all blurred?
And your speech begins to slur?

Derp on now...
So ditzy! 
DERP!

It's that derpy pop!
Bubble-pop, I can't stop!
You know I'm derpin up!
So ditzy!
DERP!

Now why you try to vilify
That derpin' thing I do?
I'm just goin' round cross-eyed
Bewildered and confused!

You say that my existence
Is an atrocity
I can say that bout you
Cause your just blind
We're all a bit ditzy

Things go splatter...
When I try to bake
Or I raid the fridge at night
Oops that shattered...
I just dropped a glass
My Bad! Poor eyesight!
Noisy clatter
I just knocked the fridge down
Why can't I get it right?
Does it matter...
I act like a fool
But its brilliance in disguise!

Derp on now...

Did you ever herp the derp?
Eat muffins till it hurt?
Space and go berserk?
Derp it till...
Your body starts to jerk?
Your vision gets all blurred?
And your speech begins to slur?

Derp on now!
So ditzy!
DERP!

Hahaha
So you think you got it?

Did you ever herp the derp?
Eat muffins till it hurt?
Space and go berserk?
Derp it till...
Your body starts to jerk?
Your vision gets all blurred?
And your speech begins to slur?

Derp on now!
So ditzy!
DERP!