Dashboard Tumblr-fessional

Do you ever feel like a Sherlock fan
    Crying on a Roof wanting to eat some Jam?
    Do you ever feel like a Whovian?
    Watching Rory die time and time again

    Do you ever feel the Supernatural
    You smell the sulfur, so you get the [bad word] salt?
    Did you know that there’s a place for you?
    There’s others just like you.

    You gotta enter your password and username.
    Then scroll and see the Tumblr memes

    ‘Cause baby I’m a fandom girl
    The coolest kind in all the world
    I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh
    into homoual-al-al
    Baby, I’m a fandom girl
    I’ll show you how I see the world
    I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic   
    Into begging for some di-i-ick

    Here’s proof that Dean and Cas are just as canon as
    Arthur and Merlin, the warlock and his prat
    You see the parallels between Destiel
    And Shwatsonlock the time that Sherlock fell

    I’ll beg you to ignore all of the shipping wars
    If you like Ten/Master or if Amy Pond is a [bad word]     But the Avengers, never pretend there’s
    nothing between Steve and Tony

    Pre-Chorus/Chorus

    [bad word] you, I 
    won a BAFTA twi-i-ice
    If two characters fi-i-ight
    It means they’re [bad word] at ni-i-ight

    ‘Cause baby I’m fandom’s [bad word]     I won’t apologize for this
    I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh
    into homoual-al-al
    It seems these characters are [bad word]     But I love Tumblr too much
    I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic
    Into begging for some di-i-ick