Wanda, Darling of the Jockey Club

I was a waiter at the Jockey Club
And all the Great and the Good would all come
Wanda was feted above everyone
So they threw a Banquet in her honour
Me, the lucky man to wait upon her

Wanda, Wanda
Oh to go on crazy day trips
Me and my sweet Aviatrix
Wanda, Wanda
Darling of the Jockey Club

She wanted to be the first one to do
The journey from Greenland down to Peru
But she got thisty near Kalamazoo
So she took a quick spin, 'cross the Rockies
Just to have a "gin-sling" at the Jockeys

Wanda, Wanda
Oh to go on lazy day trips
Me and my sweet Aviatrix
Wanda, Wanda
Darling of the Jockey Club

While waiting tables
I noticed this guy
Trying to take all the jewels he could find
I was just able to stop him in time
…But you don't get far
If you get hit o-ver the head with a bottle of Veuve Clicquot

Wanda, Wanda
Oh to go on crazy day trips
Me and my sweet Aviatrix
Wanda, Wanda
Darling of the Jockey Club

Then in a rotten turn of events
The Champagne popped
The head waiter got drenched
I was sacked on the spot
Wanda, well she was incensed

She said to me
"Hey Mr Waiter"
"Would you like to be my Navigator?"

Wanda, Wanda
Now we go on crazy day trips
Me and my sweet Aviatrix
Wanda, Oh Wanda
When it's five o' clock we
Fly across the Rockies
And dine out at the Jockey Club!