Kyle's Mom Is a Bitch

Weeeeeeeeeellll
Kyle's mom's a [bad word]  she's a big fat [bad word] 
She's the biggest [bad word] in the whole wide world
She a stupid [bad word]  if there ever was a [bad word] 
She's a [bad word] to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a [bad word] 
On Tuesday she's a [bad word] 
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a [bad word] 
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!
 [bad word] on! You all know the words!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest [bad word] in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole [bad word]  and she has stupid hair.
She's a [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] 

 [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] 
She's a stupid [bad word] #33; (Whoa!)
Kyle's mom's a [bad word] 
And she's such a dirty [bad word] #33;  [bad word] #33;)

Talk to kids around the world,
And it might go a little bit something like this:

(Chinese)
Kǎi ěr de māmā shìgè biǎo zi yīgè biǎo zi,
(French)
Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier,
(Dutch)
Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was,
(Swahili)
Yeye ni [bad word] yote ya wavulana na wasichana.

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest [bad word] in the whole wide world.

She's a mean ole [bad word]  and she has stupid hair.
She's a [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] 

 [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word]  
She's a stupid [bad word] #33;

Kyle's mom's a [bad word] 
And she's such a dirty [bad word] #33;

I really mean it.
Kyle's mom, she's a big fat [bad word] [bad word] #33;
Big ole fat [bad word] [bad word]  Kyle's mom!
Yeah, Chaaaa!

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[Перевод: Goblin]
Мамка Кайла просто сука
Толстая тупая злюка
Мымра полная говна
Знают взрослые и дети
Не сыскать на всей планете
Суки большей, чем она

В понедельник она сука
И во вторник она сука
Сукой остаётся в среду
И в четверг после обеда
И лишь только в воскресенье
С ней бывают измененья
Превращается в мегеру
Королевского размера
И зовут её не даром
Супер сучная сучара

Эй вы знаете слова
По земле летит молва
А мамаша Кайла суки
Подлой мерзкой драной Злюки
Старой, гляцкой ,блятской, гнусной стерве
Одназначно в мире первой
Сука,сука,сука,сука
Грязная тупая злюка
Побрадите по планете
Слушайте что скажут дети
Мамка Кайла сука
Подлая тупая злюка
Сука сука сука сука
Старая тупая злюка