Yea I work at Mickey-D’s flippin burgers

Yea I work at Mickey-D’s flippin burgers,

a minimum wage low pay worker,

My best friend Todd I’ve known since 5

He works with me and mans the fries

AND Mr. Brown is the boss,

He makes my life hell at any cost,

He puts me down and abuses me

and makes my life a total mizery ...

BUT then I transform like Optimus prime,

I’m a show them ALL they crossed the line

I close my eyes, so I am blind,

To this world of darkness and my light will shine,

I’m Master Chief and this is Halo,

This jobs the covenant, the futures fatal,

The Floods behind me and things are evil,

I must protect the last of my people,

My armors real and I’ve got my crew,

Me and Todd and my Spartan II’s

At work I aint nothin and they call me zero,

But in my world I am the ,
School is full of thugs and bullys,

Call me geek and ridicule me,

Everyday at 4 o clock

I end up in my locker locked

The girls ignore me so I eat alone,

Man they’re all just NOOBZ that I want to PWN

So I close my eyes to make it brighter.

And become Ryu in Street Fighter,

The bullys realize they cannot WIN,

When I bust out with my Hadouken,

The cheerleaders wanna be my girlfriend quick,

I’m like HO I’ll break you off with my whirlwind kick,

The principle wanna get mad and flustered

SO I become mega man with the mega buster

At school I may be just a zero,

But in my world I am the Hero

Everyday at the office it’s the same ol bit,

-Same suit same work I’d love to quit,

Pressure and timelines always thick,

Co workers bad mouthing me makes me sick,

So I close my eyes and change the game,

I’m Solid Snake and I bring the pain,

An office battle,with me and newbies,

I’m Joey Martin on my Call of Duty,

That cubicles Austria, that ones france,

Paratroopers above cant stop our advance,

In the Bering Sea, Soviets are savage,

-Its Modern Warfare I’m Soap Mactavish

Im Link, I’m Pac Man, I’m even Sonic,

I’m Kratos, God of war, how you want it,

At my desk I’m just a zero,

But in my world I am the Hero