There Ain't But One Way (ABOF&L)

The world is facin' problems,
Gettin' bigger every day,
We got a greenhouse over Texas,
And recession's on the way,
There's hunger in the third world,
There's anger in the first,
Half the world is floodin',
And the other's dyin' of thirst,
But tho' people they may tell you,
That this planet's dyin' fast,
I ain't seen a problem yet,
Can't be solved by kickin' [bad word] 
Kickin' [bad word] 

Kickin' [bad word] is what we do,
Kickin' [bad word] 

Iron foot in the velvet shoe,
We don't care whose [bad word] we kick,
If we're ever all alone,
We just stand in front of the mirror,
And try to kick our own,
We kicked [bad word] in Grenada
We kicked [bad word] in Iraq
We've kicked the [bad word] out of the ozone layer
Now they say we gotta kick it back,
We'll kick the [bad word] of cancer
We'll kick the [bad word] of AIDS
And as for global warming
We'll just kick [bad word] wearing shades.

Kickin' [bad word] is what we do
Kickin' [bad word] 

Iron foot in the velvet shoe
We don't care whose [bad word] we kick
If we're ever all alone
We just stand in front of the mirror
And try to kick our own
Yes you can move your [bad word] Haul your [bad word] And bustin' [bad word] is fine
And there ain't a better place to put your [bad word] Than on the line
But if you're like us
And you won't take second best
You'll just put your kickin' boots on
And kick like all the rest.