War on Drugs: Suck My Cock

We were up on stage I heard a classic [bad word] fill
Blasting 100 decibels over the hill
It was getting pretty loud, I asked who it was
guy in a raincoat shouted back “They’re called War On [bad word] 
It sounded like basic John Fogerty rock
I said, “This next song is called ’The War On [bad word] Can Suck My [bad word] ’”

Suck my [bad word]  War On [bad word] (x8)

We were playing a show down in Chapel Hill
To a bunch of [bad word] hillbillies, and it smelled like swill
Microphones didn’t work, the staff couldn’t give a [bad word] The crowd was getting out of hand and I told them all to shut the [bad word] up

All you rednecks, shut the [bad word] up (x8)

Someone got offended and wrote a piece of [bad word] Some spoiled [bad word] rich kid blogger brat
And posted some graffiti done by some half wit
Thought my actual name was Sun Kil Moon, what a dumb [bad word] 
Sun Kil Moon, go [bad word] yourself (x8)

I met War On [bad word] tonight and they’re pretty nice
But their hair is long and greasy, hope they don’t have lice
I heard them do their soundcheck; next to the Byrds
They’re definitely the whitest band I’ve ever [bad word] heard

The whitest band I’ve ever heard is War On [bad word] (x8)

There’s more!

They’re playing the Fillmore tonight and it’s sold out
Bridge-and-tunnel people are people too, this is their big night out
They smoke a joint with their buddies on their way in their cars
They’re gonna rock out tonight to some [bad word] lead guitar

Bridge-and-tunnel people love them some War On [bad word] (x8)

War On [bad word]  suck my [bad word] / War On [bad word]  [bad word] rock (x2)

War On [bad word] loves Fleetwood Mac
War On [bad word] loves Mellencamp
War On [bad word]  let’s give ’em a cheer
War On [bad word]  to make three albums took ’em nine [bad word] years

(Applause)

War On [bad word] suck my [bad word]