This is for anyone wishing they could do their entire life over:

This is for anyone wishing they could do their entire life over:
Quit sulking, you [bad word]  [bad word] 
Yeah yeah yeah, clown on my accent all you want.
I'll whoop your [bad word]  I'll whoop your grandmother's [bad word] 
I'll whoop your sister's [bad word]  I'll beat your mom's [bad word] 
I'll beat your [bad word]  It's the anti-socialite not-so-christian
That will talk more [bad word] than bitter and old women
On puny [bad word] rappers with little-to-no rhythm. [bad word] veganism give me some general tso's chicken.
I write weird songs that got hooks like Journey
And if i grew my hair out i'd probably look like Fergie
But I'd never tinkle in my pants while I was on stage
Cause I was potty trained when I was four years of age.
I think a lot of people these days are [bad word] 
I also think that emo and emotional are different.
But more so I hate white girls that talk like,
"Aww hell naw, girl I'm gettin' this [bad word] crunk, you know what I'm sayin'?"
I'm not jokin', it's nothing but bark, I feel lost.
Can't remember where the [bad word] that i parked.
The world is gray and blue but what skates me through
Is knowing that I have a better music taste than you.
I used to like Tool until they made the same album that
They made the last time they made the same album.
Every time they make a [bad word] album it's the same album, really.
And only stoners listen to their music, it's silly.
I still think the Deftones are dope,
And I like Nick Drake on the days I wanna let go of hope.
Wilco is great and Ice-T is still clever
And no matter what its always Wu-Tang forever.

Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
I don't need lovin' and I don't need help
I'd rather ride in the car by my [bad word] self

Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
I don't need lovin' and I don't need help
I'd rather ride in the car by my [bad word] self

I'm 25 i started rapping as a sophmore
In those days I'd hide my cigarettes in my sock drawer
Until I heard my mom snoring sleeping on the green couch
And then I'd secretively sneak out.
My first taste of heartbreak was at the park late one summer night
I had a big crush on a girl named Sara
I was gonna ask her out until I saw Tim Phillips kissing her, grabbin' her butt. [bad word]  I was madder than [bad word] and walked home.
Oh, Tim Phillips smells like cool water cologne.
Well [bad word] him, his Mustang and all his other friends
I vowed i would never love again and since then I've dated,
But [bad word] that I can't give nothing
I'd rather sail alone than have my [bad word] ship sunken
Being single's par for the course,
I don't wanna cause a marriage cause I don't wanna cause a divorce
It's probably important and it's better for health
Besides, I get the whole [bad word] bed for myself
But what the hell everybody yells for me to drop down my guard
No! this heart of mine's for me, it's locked down and it's scarred
Go home, I don't need me a wife, I'm happily single for life, alright?

My name is Mac Sheldon I'm a fire-sign leo
Alcoholic, anti-mall, anti-hero, anti-soccer mom, anti-hipster; pro-eating captain-crunch-cereal-for-dinner, pro-taking-bong-hits-to-cure-your-depression, and pro-demo cd, if you got one let me check it
But never ask me what the hell i'm laughing about, see ya later I'ma go take a nap on the couch, alright?

Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
I don't need lovin' and I don't need help
I'd rather ride in the car by my [bad word] self
Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
Calm down baby
Don't you talk because
I don't need lovin' and I don't need help
I'd rather ride in the