Deadpool Rap

(Deadpool)

(Deadpool)

They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast

Came to merc the bad guys, and get some [bad word] 
Got blades for days, got guns galore

Got combo moves, evades and more

With bear traps and hand grenades

Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face

Poppin off caps, leave a trail of guts

Sittin' on my chair, scratchin' my nuts

"I can't die, I'm invincible.

"But if you'd like to try, then I'll crush your skull."

Crass and rude, borderline obscene

But I'm the funniest [bad word] that you ever did see

And Wolverine is gettin' [bad word] slapped

"Wake up, Wolvey, no time for a nap."

We gotta rescue Rogue, ride a roller coaster

Grab our gear and head to Genosha

(Deadpool)

(Deadpool)

(Deadpool)

On a mission to slap a ho

But I'm gettin' kinda dizzy, fightin' Vertigo

So, slow the roll' you're kinda cute,

But if you keep this game up then I'm gonna puke!

Hangin' with the ladies that are wearin' their skivvies

Motorboatin' and playin' with [bad word] 
Jump across the map in a big [bad word] boot,

Decapitate my enemies, pick up my loot

Don't stop when I shoot, full-auto is on

Your [bad word] is grass, and I'm mowin' the lawn

Hot lead to the head, and I won't stop

Domino and Psychlocke, makin' it hot

But all these [bad word] are pre-Madonna's

I stuff my face with Chimmechangas

Taco's and beers, always keepin' it loose

Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce

I'm 'bout to take you all to school with guns and knives

(Deadpool)

Tellin' jokes and breakin' the rules, I came for the taco's

(Deadpool)

Playin' with the ladies and my family jewels to bust a nut

(Deadpool)

'Bout to throw down with all these fools, so come and get some

My favorite girl, I call her Death

She got big ole [bad word] and butt [bad word] breath

No stress, one day we will be together

Just as soon as I die (and that means never!)

Hackin' and slashin', like a ninja

Don't worry, Sinister, I'm commin' to getcha

Double-flippin' jumps, landin' all wreckless

Sneakin' up on dudes and leavin' 'em headless

Cable any day, big gun, no doubt

But he talks too much, so: [bad word] it, I'm out!

With a broken neck, I can't see at all

Crack it like a crack-head, problem solved

X-Men Evolved, doin' air guitar

Pettin' the dog, dancin' like a [bad word] star

We did it! We rescued Rogue!

I tried to get some booty, but I got friend-zoned

Teleport, because it's cool, when I fall off a ledge

(Deadpool)

The crazy [bad word] guards always lookin' to duel, so click, click, BOOM!

(Deapool)

I don't believe in the Golden Rule, I came to get laid

(Deadpool)

Note to the ladies: I'm not a tool, I'm a y [bad word] 
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(Deadpool)

(Deadpool)

(Deadpool)

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