Your opponent is as big as an ape

Your opponent is as big as an ape,
So if you wanna avoid being mangled!
Just like him you've got to get into shape,
And by shape, I don't mean a triangle!

He's big, he's dumb, he's got the I.Q. of gum,
He's got the brain about the size of a sourdough crumb,
But he'll beat on your head like a big bass drum,
His behavior is truly unruly,

HE'S BULLY! (He's a Bully!)
Yeah, He's a Bully! (He's a Bully!)
Well He's a Bully! (He's a Bully!)
Yeah, He's a Bully! (He's a Bully!)

(He's a Bully) He's not easy to reason with,
(He's a Bully) He's no rocket scientist,
(He's a Bully) He's slow and illogical,

He's a Bully!
Yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah-yeah!