Dr Seuss vs Shakespeare

Begin!

[William Shakespeare]
Come bite my thumb!
I hope you know the stakes
I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades
Then ask what light through yonder poser breaks?
I hath been iambic on that [bad word]  ye [bad word] My rhymes are classic
Your [bad word] is drafted by a kindergärtner high on acid

Ye hoe bag
You're an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag and no gonads
Egads it's so sad
And to top it off
You're not a doctor
I've never seen a softer author
You crook, you
I bet you wrote The Twilight books too

[The Cat And The Hat - Nice Peter]
 I would not could not on a boat
 Read any of the boring [bad word] plays you wrote
 Even Horton doesn't want to hear you
 And Cindy Lou
 Who is afraid to go near you
 You bore people to death 
 You leave a classroom
 Looking like the end of MacBeth
 I entertain a child of any age
 You gotta translate what you said on the opposite page
 How you gonna battle with the Cat in The Hat?
 Little kids get scared when I step on the mat
 You think your ruffled neck @ss gonna rap to that?
 I got a best selling book about me coming back 

[William Shakespeare]

 I'm switching up my style like the Beatles with my pieces, each is such a wonder with a plethora of features you're pathetically predictable, you think your new book might include a bisyllabic meter and some ghetto Muppet creatures the Bard is in the building, it's a castle, I'm a boss. I bet I'm Parliament. I'm positive, I'm killing it, I'm iller than the plague, I never caught or cholera a baller baller on some cricket bowler business while you're sitting in the bleachers. 

[The Cat And The Hat - Nice Peter]
 You rap fast you do
 Yes you rap fast it's true
 Now let's see how you rap versus Things 1 and 2

[Thing 1 And Thing 2] 

 Oh, No
 Well smash your globe
 Yo, you may have wrote the script but we running the show
 You can take your fancy words and send them back home to your mama
 Break our foot off in your [bad word] with our fee tie pajamas
 Man we'll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggs
 We'll break offa your legs
 Make no mistake
 We in a rage
 All does not end well when we bust out our cage
 You getting upstaged Bill
 You, you just got played!

 Who won?
 Who's Next?

 You decide!

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