A bad hijacker

- Alice! Perhaps that passenger is a hijacker!
- Which passenger, Anne? That sad man with the camera? He`s wearing black slacks and a jacket.
- No. That fat lady with the big black handbag in her left hand.
- Is she standing next to the lavatory?
- Yes. She`s travelling to amsterdam.
- You`re mad, Anne, I don`t Undrestand.
you see, when she went into the lavatory she didn`t have that handbag in her hand, and now she`s...
- (Fat Lady) EVERYBODY STAND! I`m a hijacker. And in this handbag i have a...