[Eminem]

[Eminem]

I dont know dude, I think everyones all jealous and [bad word]  

Coz Im like the lead singer of the band dude, 

And I think everybodys got a [bad word] problem with me dude, 

And they need to take it up with me after the show, because

[Chorus - Eminem]

These chicks don't even know the name of my band

But theyre all on me like they wanna hold hands

Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man

All because Im the lead singer of my band 

[Eminem]

So I get offstage right, drop the mic

Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like

Sup ladies, my names Slim Shady, I'm the lead singer of D-12 baby

Theyre all like Oh my God it's him!, Becky oh my [bad word] God it's Eminem!, I swear to [bad word] God that you [bad word] rock, please Marshall please let me suck your [bad word] 
Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous

Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas

All the chicks start yellin' all the hot babes

Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage

So like every single night they pick a fight with me

But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry

Coz theyre back on stage the next night with me

Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me

Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me

Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be

This rockstar [bad word] is the life for me

And all the other guys just despise me coz

[Chorus - Eminem]

These chicks don't even know the name of my band

But theyre all on me like they wanna hold hands

Coz once I blow they know that Ill be the man

All because Im the lead singer of my band 

[Bridge - Eminem]

My band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my baaaaaaaaand, my band baby

[Swift]

You just wanna see a [bad word] backwards don't you?

Ain't that how come we don't rap pro tours

Smash these vocals and do a performance

But we in a van and he in a tour bus

You don't want my autograph youse a liar

And nah I'm Swift

(Oh I thought you were Kuniva)

What the hell is wrong with our dressing room?

Cause our [bad word] is smaller then like a decimal

See I know how to rap, it's simple but

All I did is read a Russell Simmons book

So I'm all in tact trying to get on the map

Doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back

[?]

Look at little punk [bad word] thinking he the [bad word] 
*Yea I know man by himself taking all the clicks

Ay I thought we had an interview with Dj Clue

[Eminem] No I had an interview, not you two

You gon be late for sound-check

*Man I aint going 2 sound-check

Our mics is screwed up

*And his always sound best

*You no what man, imma say something, aiyo 
[Eminem] You got something to say?

*Man no

I thought you was about to tell him off man, whats up?

*Man imma tell him when I feel like man shutup

*And you aint even back me up we supposed to be crew

Man I was about to talk right after you

*Oh man whatever

I swear, I swear man

[Chorus - Eminem]

These chicks don't even know the name of my band

But theyre all on me like they wanna hold hands

Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man

All because Im the lead singer of my band 

[Proof]

They say the lead singers rock but the group is not

Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks

I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot

I should cut his mic off when the music starts (Aiyo wh-)

Ready to snap on a dumb [bad word] fan

Every time I hear Hey dude I love your band!

We aint a band [bad word]  we don't play instruments

So why he getting 90 and we only get 10 percent

And these guys actin