It's Horseshit!

Ow!
Aaaah! Yee!

You say that one and one make two,
But how am I supposed to love you
When everything you say is untrue?
And the rumors stick to me like glue,
There ain’t no doubt about it

The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up

It’s [bad word] 

The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up

It’s [bad word] 

The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up

Come on!
Ow!

Now you tried to make a fool out of me,
You know you’re barking up the wrong tree,
But one day soon I’m going to be
At your door saying “Open, Sesame”,
Won’t have to shout it

The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up

It’s [bad word] 

The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
It’s [bad word] 

The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up

Come on!
Oh!

The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up
The numbers don’t add up

Huh-huh

Reach into those fun bags
 [bad word] 
Ah [bad word] 

Come on
Huh-huh

I’ll take you from riches to rags
 [bad word]  [bad word] 
It’s what I do
Huh-huh

Reach into your fun bags tonight [bad word]  [bad word] 
Huh-huh
I’ll take you from riches to rags

Huh-huh

Now tell me truth
Come on!

Huh-huh
You’re my lady
Huh-huh
You know I like it, 
Yeah!

Huh-huh
I got to –  Aaah I got to – I got to – [bad word] 
Come on [bad word] 

Ooh-ooh
Huh-huh 
Yeah
Aaah
I got to –
Huh-huh
You know I like it

It’s [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] 
Horse [bad word] 
Yes!