Episode 50: Reality bites

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Denise:  Morning everyone. How did you get on at the conference? 
 
Tom:  Oh hi Denise. Yeah it was… it was OK. 
 
Anna:  What do you mean ‘OK’?  It was great. We made some new contacts and 
we won an award – Best Plastic Innovation of the Year, for our Imperial 
Lemon. 
 
Denise:  Oh that’s wonderful. Wish I’d been there. 
 
Tom:  Maybe next year eh? 
 
Narrator:  Maybe? Welcome back to the offices of Tip Top Trading where everyone is 
catching up on yesterday’s good news. But today it’s bad news that 
everyone is going to hear following Paul’s chat with the big boss, Mr 
Socrates. But how bad is it? Let’s find out.    
 
Paul:  Morning everyone. 
 
Anna:  Hi Paul. Everything OK? 
 
Paul:  Yes, fine. Well done for winning Employee of the Year – I hope you can 
continue to be a great employee. Excuse me.  
 
Denise:  Hmm, he sounded odd. What did he mean? 
 
Tom:  Probably run out of biscuits! 
 
Anna:  He’s obviously got something on his mind. 
 
Paul:  Denise, could I have a word with you in my office please? 
 
Denise:  Of course. I’ll bring my notepad and pen shall I? 
 
Tom:  What’s that all about? Anyway, now we’re alone, I wanted to see what 
you’re doing tonight… are you free? 
 
Anna:  Sorry Tom, I’m seeing Dave tonight. He’s offered to fix something on my 
computer at home. 
 
Tom:  Oh, has he now? 
 
(Denise goes into Paul's office and comes out a few minutes later) 
 
Denise:  All the years I’ve worked here – why me? Why now? 

Anna:  Denise, what’s up? 
 
Denise:  Paul says he needs to move the furniture around and he has to let me go. 
He says he can’t afford me anymore. 
 
Anna:  That’s terrible… but where’s he letting you go to? And what furniture is he 
moving? 
 
Narrator:  No Anna! If someone says they are ‘moving the furniture’ they really mean 
they are restructuring or changing the business. And if they say ‘they have 
to let you go’, it means they are sacking you or in other words, ending your 
job. 
 
Anna:  Sacking you? Oh, that is serious. (To Denise) Denise, I’m really sorry to 
hear this. But why does Paul want to ‘move the furniture’ around? 
 
Denise:  He says it’s because of the tough economic situation. My role is no longer 
needed. 
 
Tom:  Hey, that’s not true. You make a great cup of tea Denise. I’ve got a good 
mind to smash Paul’s bourbons into tiny crumbs. Grrr. 
 
Anna:   Calm down Tom. Now Denise, when did Paul say you had to go? 
 
Denise:  He’s given me seven days’ notice.  
 
Narrator:  ‘notice period’ is an amount of time an employer must give an employee 
if they plan to terminate their employment.  
 
Denise:  I never thought I would be facing redundancy… not now… not at my age. 
 
Anna:   Redundancy? 
 
Narrator:  Yes, if someone says ‘they are facing redundancy’, it’s another way of 
saying they are losing their job. Hmm, I think Denise needs a shoulder to 
cry on. 
 
Anna:  Yes. Denise, do you want my shoulder to cry on?  
 
Denise:  Oh thanks. 
 
Tom:  Urgh! Erm… Denise, I’ve just made some tea would you like a cup?  
 
Denise:  Oh yes please. 
 
Tom:  There you go. You know Denise, you’ve got to think positively. You’ll get 
another job… and let’s face it you didn’t like working here anyway… you 
always looked so miserable. 
 
Narrator:  I don’t think Tom’s attempts to cheer Denise up are going to work! Losing 
your job can be a traumatic experience. It can come as a surprise and a 
shock. Let’s hear the phrases Paul used to break the news to Denise: We’ve got to move the furniture around. 
I’m afraid I’ve got to let you go. 
I’m giving you seven days’ notice. 
 
Narrator:  And here are some other expressions you may hear in connection with 
losing your job: 
 
Facing redundancy 
Getting the sack 
Terminating your employment 
Leaving the company 
 
Denise:  Right, well, I might as well start clearing out my desk.  
 
Tom:  Yeah it’s a real shame. Any chance I could have your stapler? 
 
Anna:  (Whispering) Tom, you could be a bit more sympathetic. 
 
Tom:  Oh right. 
 
(Door opens) 
 
Paul:  Tom, Anna. Could I have a word in my office please? 
 
Tom:  Oh no. This is it. It’s my turn to get the chop! 
 
Denise:  Ha, You might not need my stapler after all! 
 
Narrator:  Crikey! Things aren’t looking good at Tip Top Trading. Are Tom and Anna 
getting the chop… I mean, the sack?  Join us again next time on English at 
Work.