Too Drunk to Fuck

Went to a party
I danced all night

I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded
Youre out of luck

Im rolling down the stairs
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Im too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To [bad word] 
I like your stories
I love your gun

Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead

You ball like the baby
In eraserhead

Too drunk to [bad word] Too drunk to [bad word] Too drunk, to [bad word] 
Its all I need right now

Too drunk
Too drunk to [bad word] Too drunk to [bad word] Too drunk, to [bad word]