I kicked a shark in the face

We're the greatest unsigned gimmick rap band from south west London
We're not unsigned because we're [bad word]  we're unsigned because corporation suck
And because we're [bad word] Shut up Ash
Mum, your little boys flown from the nest
Moved in with his best boyfriends
We're the best
To a very big mansion of a crib
No more nappies, no more bibs
What?
Nothing
Errr, We got our own fridge
The wide worlds very, very mean
But mum, I can handle myself you'll soon see!
Just the other day I was walking, felt a tap on my shoulder
There's a shark standing there and he looks much older
He's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
I turn around and I'm like 'What the hell?'
He looks back at me, he's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
I look at him and I'm like 'What the hell? What the hell?' 
Then I kicked the shark in the face
He kicked the shark in the face
Then I kicked the shark in the face
His face was a total disgrace 
Humans are bitter
You can't punch me with a flipper
I kicked the shark in the face
He kicked the shark in the face 

I'm sitting on my [bad word] playing Xbox games
Then I hear a voice and its calling out my name
I'm like 'Yo, what you want [bad word]  
He's like 'Yo, you [bad word] 
What happened next? 
I'm getting to that
Zip up my flies, roll my sleeves, grab a baseball bat
I look left look right but there's no one around
Then a bear TAP TAP pulls me to the ground

He's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
Then I get up and I'm like 'What the [bad word] '
He looks back at me, he's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
I'm not even scared I'm like 'What the [bad word]  W-w-w-what the [bad word] ' 

Then I hit the bear in the balls
He hit the bear in the balls
Take one for the team to the whole
Should have protected his balls
Go cry to ya' mamma 
bear couldn't cook cabañda 
I hit the bear in the balls
He hit the bear in the balls
Swim with a school of fish
Hunt with a pack of wolves
The only thing I know is I love animals
[We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don't come for us]
All the animals
[We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don't come for us]

Then I kicked the shark in the face...
Humans are weirder
'Cause we'll have your leg served for dinner
Unless you're a vegetarian 
And that's okay, being a vegetarian is fine with me