My Fanny Pack

Walkin' down the street and everybody's starin'
Just jealous of what I'm wearin'
That's right it's a [bad word] pack, [bad word] Hot pink and matches my britches

You're thinking "that guy's insane [bad word]  what's his name? What's wrong with his brain?"
I'm perfectly sane, just hear what I say
Everything I need's just one zip away

My [bad word] pack, my [bad word] pack is all I need
It's on my waist while I shower and while I pee
It holds my hairspray so I look good every day
It holds me tight and keeps the Boogie Man away

You can't mess with my [bad word] pack, I'm a maniac
It's a fact, you better watch your back
Packs more than a back pack
One time i looked inside and I found an iMac

Only tough guys wear [bad word] packs
Hulk Hogan, Chuck Norris and this guy...
Diss me and you better watch your back
I'll smack you with my 20 pound [bad word] pack

I've been attacked by a wild beast
I think it was a furry hippopotamus from Greece
I needed a weapon for the fight
What I pulled out was a stick of dynamite

Makes great gifts for the holidays
"It's my d*** in a pack, babayyyy"
If you talk smack, I'll put you in my sack
What's this? It's midget in my [bad word] pack!