Call this mother [bad word] ( dial tone )

Call this mother [bad word] ( dial tone )
Ohh [bad word] yeah
Give em a piece of my mind....
piece of my [bad word] ( Thanks for waiting,
this is ----- 
may i help you? )
Ohh thank you
I need to make a collect call
( What number? )
Ohhh
the numbers _62-____
( At the tone, please say your name. )
( beep )
Kennith Kaniff....from Connecticut.
Automated piece of [bad word] Ring, ring
Yo
Hey there [bad word] 
Who's this?
This is Ken Kannif
Who?
Ken Kannif from Connecticut, ya little [bad word] 
From Connecticut?
Yean you wanna get a...
I dont know nobody in Connecticut.
You wanna get a hotel room with me?
hotel room?
Yeah, you want me to lick your [bad word]  EMINEM!?
Ha.. Yo, wh, who is this? Cage?
Hey, pa ha..
You want me ta [bad word] melt in your mouth and not in your hand? Melt in
your [bad word]  ya little [bad word] 
He k k k k, yo shut up you little [bad word] 
Oh you think Im lyin huh?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha