Bachelor's Life

Bachelor’s Life 

My Moustache is never groomed 
I Don’t Ever Have To Clean My Room 
I Just Sit Around And Watch Cartoons 
Cause It’s a Bachelor’s Life For Me. 

My Toe Nails are Way Too Long 
I sit around just playing with my dong 
Then i write another [bad word] song 
Cause It’s a Bachelor’s Life For Me 

Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum 
Come on over baby, let’s have some fun 

I haven’t showered in 30 days 
I sit around eating a week old cake 
And every hour I [bad word]  
Cuz it’s a bachelor’s life for me. 

Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of whisky 
Come on over baby let’s throw the frisby 
and if you beg i’ll try not to get frisky 
Better yet, I’ll blame it on the whiskey 

Cuz it’s a bachelor’s life for me 
(yo ho)