Wandafoo (Wataru Yokoo & Taisuke Fujigaya)

Ohayō no beruganaru koko ro ga odori dasu
Kyō wa horidē ji tto dekinai hayaku okite yo papī
Ohisama no [bad word] de o shiri o furi furi
Karui suteppu fumi fumi shiawase ^ ^ 

Wan! Wan! Wan! Wan dafō 
Wan! Wan! Wan!

Ōkina koe de utaou hoe teru wake janai nda yo? 

Tada 1.2.3 tte, utatte iru dake demo 1.2.3 tte, hashagi sugite 1.2.3 de, shikara re chau 1.2.3 demo, yame rarenai 1.2.3.4 wa ̄ n! ! 
 [bad word] chutte [bad word] sa `daisuki' tte kyunto shi chau bokutachi no goshujinsama wa boku yori amaenbō tokidoki rusuban hontoni sabishī…dakara tamani wa itazura [bad word] > < 

wan! Wan! Wan! Wan dafō wan! Wan! Wan! Kyō mo genki ni utaou anata no tame ni kokorokara hora 1.2.3 tte, ai o sakebou ne e1.2.3 sekai de ichiban 1.2.3 sutekina egao 1.2.3 boku ga purezento 1.2.3.4 wa ̄ n!

 ! Wan! Wan! Wan! Wan dafō 
wan! Wan! Wan! 
Ōkina koe de utaou hoe teru wake janai nda yo? 
Tada wan! Tsū surī tte, utatte iru dake demo wan! Tsū surī tte, hashagi sugite wan! Tsū surī de, shikara re chau wan! Tsū surī demo, yame rarenai 1.2.3.4 wa ̄ n! ! 1.2.3.4 ō wa ̄ n! !