Born To Do Dishes

Dishpan hands and pots and pans and ashtrays full of butts
 Pearldiving's the life for me, I'm such a little putz
 The heat, the slime, I've never been on time
 I'm soaking wet, I'll never save a dime

 Born to do dishes, I was born to do dishes
 I was born to do dishes and my mom's really bummed out
 I was born to do dishes [bad word] you, I'm just so proud
 I was born to do dishes and my mom's really bummed out

 The heat, the slime, I've never been on time
 I'm soaking wet, I'll never save a dime