Covering Weezer - El Scorcho; Weezer - My Name Is Jonas; Sublime - Same

Weezer
"El Scorcho"

How stupid is it
I can't talk about it
I gotta sing about it
And make a record of my heart
How stupid is it
Won't you gimme a minute
Just come up to me
And say hello (my heart)

How stupid is it
For all I know you want me too
Or maybe you just don't know what to do
Maybe you're scared to say
I’m falling for you

Weezer
"My Name Is Jonas"

My name is Jonas
I'm carrying the wheel
Thanks for all you've shown us
But this if how we feel
Come sit next to me
Pour yourself some tea
Just like grandma made
When we couldn't find sleep
Things were better then
Once but never again
We've all left the den
Let me tell you 'bout it

The choo-choo train left right on time
ticket cost only your mind
The driver said "hey man, we go all the way"
Of course we were willing to pay.

Sublime
"Same In The End"

It ain't hard to understand
This ain't Hitler's master plan
What it takes to be a man
Oo, In my mind, and in my brain
I roll it over like a steamin' freight train

Tenacious  [bad word] Her Gently"

What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
Then I'll [bad word] [bad word] you discreetly
and then I'll [bad word] bone you completely
but then I'm gonna [bad word] .. you hard.....
Hard........