We Are Farmers

[Intro]

[Hook]
We are farmers, bum ba dum bum bum bum bum
We are farmers, bum ba dum bum bum bum bum
Bum bum, bum bum, bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum
We are farmers, bum ba dum bum bum bum bum

[Verse 1: Andy Milonakis]
Call the cops, call the cops
Got mad [bad word] marijuana crops
Got lime trees and lemon trees
Got 20 dirty [bad word] down on their knees
Water, water, H2O
No big screens, no HBO
Tomato, tomato, potato, potato
These hoes just won the fat boy lotto
Ma'am, please let me use your grotto, hefty [bad word] is my motto
If you get on top, hooker, I think you might break my throttle
I might get head of you softer than a [bad word] s skin
You stupid [bad word] cannot win, [bad word] your wifey in the face
And then I'll take your next to kin, rented ten, I'll stick a [bad word] In your [bad word] fish food, which dude's fish food
rich dude's fish food, I got an iPad
IMac body and your mama sucks my [bad word] when she's high on mollies
Mollies

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Dirt Nasty]
Dirt Nasty and [bad word] This is agriculture
I grab a vulture
Who left that toad on the table?
Grab a coaster
Girls wanna cuddle
Yeah, they wanna snuggle
Aw, that's a cute teddy bear
Put it in your butt hole
Ooh what you know 'bout me, Dirt Nasty, [bad word]  I'm a farmer
Come through the ugly [bad word]  call her two-headed llama
She wanna sleep on me, better bring some pajamas
I got a white boy Entourage, Johnny Drama

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Riff Raff]
Ay, yo
Spandex (Spandex), I pull up with a lamb text
Too strudel, toaster strudel, ballin' on you poodles
Switch the cougars, 40 plus, clutching Rugers
Blackout the two seater, MC Hammer, have you seen us (seen us)
40 karats in a gallon
It's apparent, your parents got our money like mascara
Tempers flaring, I pull up in the Ric Flair, we're claring
For that [bad word] is on probation, are you sharing (are you sharing)
I'm jealous, 20 inches, all you fellas chop the tellers
Got them running over Jerome Betters, wasachi lettuce
No dying Gucci eyelids, I go to sleep, snobby pilots

[Hook]