THE HARRY POTTER RAP 2

Course:
Voldemort is back, that’s no lie
Muggeles and witches all gonna die
Throwing a party for our dearly departed
Take off your robes and get this party started

Griffindor and Hufflpaff and Rawenclaw and Slytherin
It’s me, Ron Weasly, time for pumpkin juice and gin
Roll up a blunt of gillyweed, with no more consequence 
Hogwarts school of magic comin’ to a violet end
So pull up our Um-britches, witches, let out a scream
Let’s lick up inside the snitches of Beauxbatons Quidditon team
Give Luna Lovegood lovin’, are you sensing a theme?
Before we die we going doing things that only could we have dreamed

My name is Cho Chang so by quiet no speaky
You may think I’m prudish, but me-me-me so freaky
Licked Nevill’s Longbottom, you know, that it’s true
Flicked Fillius Flitwick until it spewed goo
The stupid Dark Lord is back on the attack 
It’s time to party hard on Slytherin crack
I hope Ron blasts my shrieking snack
So I can turn around and.. 
SUCK HIS [bad word] 
Sure, I’ve got Granger, but your Privets drive me crazy 
Urge to go a ton of witches like a muggle swayzel 
Now that Voldy is back, we can do what we want
You can Accio my clothes, I can Accio your wand 
Hello my minions it’s me Professor Snape
Looks like your Hogwarts is in terrible shape…
Bow down now, and I forgive you mistakes 
Unless of course you’d rather party.. 

^Course^

What the hell Ron, it’s Hermione Granger
If you cheat on me with Cho Chang, your [bad word] is in danger
You think Voldemort will put you in harm?
Wait till you feel the wrath of a Furnunculaus carm
Oh, girl, I thought you were dead, I didn’t know where you were
Don’t worry, nothing going on between me and her
Stick around and party, the world is done,
Feel the poke or mine of Nimbus, relax and have fun!