Hooker with a penis

I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a 
Dope Beastie t, nipple rings, and 
New tattoos that claimed that he 
Was OGT, 
From '92, 
The first EP. 
And in between 
Sips of Coke 
He told me that 
He thought 
We were sellin' out, 
Layin' down, 
Suckin' up 
To the man. 
Well now I've got some 
A-dvice for you, little buddy. 
Before you point the finger 
You should know that 
I'm the man, 
And if I'm the man, 
Then you're the man, and 
He's the man as well so you can 
Point that [bad word]  finger up your [bad word]  
All you know about me is what I've sold you, 
Dumb [bad word]  
I sold out long before you ever heard my name. 
I sold my soul to make a record, 
Dip [bad word]  
And you bought one. 
So I've got some 
Advice for you, little buddy. 
Before you point your finger 
You should know that 
I'm the man, 
If I'm the [bad word]  man 
Then you're the [bad word]  man as well 
So you can 
Point that [bad word]  finger up your [bad word]  
All you know about me is what I've sold you, 
Dumb [bad word]  
I sold out long before you ever heard my name. 
I sold my soul to make a record, 
Dip [bad word]  
And you bought one. 
All you read and 
Wear or see and 
Hear on TV 
Is a product 
Begging for your  [bad word] dirty 
Dollar 
So...Shut up and 
Buy my new record 
Send more money  [bad word] you, buddy.