Maggare ↓ Spectacle [The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Character Song V

Album / Collection: The Melancholy of [bad word] Suzumiya Character Song Vol. 8
Track # 1

Description: Koizumi Itsuki image theme

Vocals: Koizumi Itsuki (C.V. Ono Daisuke)
Lyrics: Hatake Aki
Music/Arrangement: Kanai Emigi

"Boku-tachi ga nantoka shinakereba kakujitsu ni sekai ha [bad word] no desu
"Nnfu, komatta mono desu.
"Sono shoujo ha kono sekai wo jibun ni totte
"omoshiroku nai mono da to omoikonde [bad word] no desu
"Kore ha chotto [bad word] kyoufu desu yo"

Doko kara setsumei-shimashou ka
Kawari yuku genjitsu no naka de

Koko ni [bad word] boku-tachi sae
Setsuna no yume naraba
Ushirometaku nai kurai    tanoshimi wo kanjitemo

 [bad word] koto ni ha naranai deshou
Just a Spectacle!
Odoyaka [bad word] sekai yori ha
O-niai desu yo ne
Toki ni heisa kuukan de no boku ha kageki deshou ka?
Houkai ha tometai no desu
Kimi wo [bad word] to...

Koizumi: "Kangaetemo mite kudasai.
"Wareware no you na chounouryokusha ya, Asahina [bad word] 
"Nagato Yuki no you na sonzai ga tsugou yoku ichidou ni
 [bad word] ka no you ni [bad word] deshou ka."

Yuki: "Watashi no shigoto ha Suzumiya [bad word] wo [bad word]  [bad word] jouhou wo Tougou Shinentai ni [bad word] koto."

 [bad word]  "Shinjite moraenai ka mo shirenai kedo
"watashi ha kono jidai no ningen de ha arimasen.
"Motto mirai kara [bad word] "

Doko made nattoku-dekimasu ka
 [bad word] na genshou ha tsudzuku

Daremo himitsu to shirinagara
Mainichi sugosu no ha
Sorezore no omowaku to    choppiri no koukishin

Egao ha kuse no you na kanji desu yo
That's Problem everyday!
 [bad word] kagiri no [bad word] ii deshou?
 [bad word] yagate mirai sae mo imi wo ushinau beki nara
Kimi ha [bad word] deshou ka
Shinpai na no desu

Koizumi: "Kanojo ni negawareta kara to iu, tada sore dake no riyuu de koko ni [bad word] desu yo."
Yuki: "Suzumiya [bad word] ha jiritsu shinka no kanousei wo himete [bad word] "
Koizumi: "Ichiban no nazo ha anata desu."
 [bad word]  "Jikan no yugami no mannaka ni kanojo ga ita no desu."
Koizumi: "Kanojo ha ganbou wo [bad word] nouryoku ga [bad word] "

 [bad word] koto ga okitara mamorimashou
Just a Spectacle!
Odoyaka [bad word] sekai no tame
Wari to yattemasu
Toki ni heisa kuukan de no boku ha kageki deshou ka?
Houkai ha tometai no desu
Kimi wo [bad word] to...shinpai na no desu
Komarimono desu

Yuki: "Jouhou Tougou Shinentai ha watashi wo [bad word] ningen to [bad word] "
 [bad word]  "Shinjinakutemo ii. Tada [bad word] oite hoshikattan desu."
Koizumi: "O-sasshi no toori chounouryokusha desu. Sou yonda hou ga ii deshou."

"Maggaare!"

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English Translation:

"If we don't do something about it, the world will decay for certain.
"Eheh... It's such a nuisance.
"That girl is convinced that this world is,
"to her, something uninteresting.
"It is such a trifling terror."

From where should I begin to explain?
In the midst of ever-changing reality

If even we, who were able to meet here,
Are a momentary dream
Even if we have enough fun not to feel guilty about it

It won't turn out for the worst, probably
Just a spectacle!
It suits me better
Than a peaceful world, doesn't it?
Incidentally, am I a radical while in closed space?
I wish to put an end to the decay
When I look at you...

Koizumi: "Please, just give it some thought.
"Would ESPers like us, and beings such as Asahina [bad word] 
"and Nagato Yuki, make our appearances as if assembling 
"all together so conveniently?"

Yuki: "My job is to supervise Suzumiya [bad word] 
and report the data gathered to the Integration Thought Entity."

 [bad word]  "You might not be able to believe me,
"but I'm not a human being from this era.
 [bad word] from further into the future."

How far will we be able to grasp them?
The wondrous phenomena continue

For anyone who spends each day
Knowing that they're a secret
Every expectation has just a bit of curiosity

Smiles have the feeling of a bad habit
That's a problem everyday!
May I help you as much as I can?
And if eventually even the future must lose its meaning
Will you be relieved by it?
It's worrying

Koizumi: "For the single simple reason that she wished for it, we are here."
Yuki: "Suzumiya [bad word] is hiding the possibility for independent evolution."
Koizumi: "The biggest mystery here is you."
 [bad word]  "And in the center of the time warp, she was there."
Koizumi: "She has the ability to materialize her desires."

When bad things happen, I will protect you
Just a spectacle!
I'm doing [bad word] 
For the sake of a peaceful world
Incidentally, am I a radical while in closed space?
I wish to put an end to the decay
When I look at you...it's worrying
It's a nuisance

Yuki: "The Data Integration Thought Entity can contact humans via me."
 [bad word]  "It's okay if you don't believe me. I just wanted you to know."
Koizumi: "As you can guess, I am an ESPer. It's probably best to call me that."

"Twiisteed!"