"Dimension X" NINJA TURTLES/10th DIMENSION RAP

Found this [bad word] on youtube and I couldn't believe my eyes
Imagining the tenth dimension blew my [bad word] mind
Discovering the secrets of the unseen universe
Like [bad word] magnets, how do they work?
Dimensional anomalies are everywhere we live
Like how did the Fresh Prince have two different Aunt Vivs?
Here's another conundrum that might demonstrate things better
How the [bad word] did Uncle Phil have the same voice as Shredder?
Uncle Shredder must've lost some [bad word] weight
From carrying that big [bad word] metal helmet on his face
But Krang was still the pimp who be cashing all dem checks
Hanging in the Technodrome inside Dimension X
The numeral for 10, X is the tenth dimension
Find a pen and take some notes cuz school is in session!

Rob Bryanton: "We start with a point"

Holy [bad word] that blew my mind!
The only thing more [bad word] up than a point is a line!

RB: "If we now take our first dimensional line and draw a second line—"

Not one but two lines? I must be in a dream!
Haven't seen so many lines since I hung out with Charlie Sheen!

Meme police, gonna put you in the jail
Cuz the Charlie Sheen Meme equals epic fail
Memes age fast, they're measured in dog-years
Sheen-meme's so old it's gross and dog-eared
Now I can see I've finally got your attention
Tell these [bad word] 'bout the 3rd dimension

Like a 3D movie, but you don't need no glasses
3D objects stick out further than Kardashian asses

RB: "The fourth dimension, time—"
Just like Turtles in Time
That [bad word] movie where the Turtles became Samurai
Or more like the game, unrelated to the flick
Where Krang stole Lady Liberty just to be a prick
Saw that game on Nintendo, and I just had to have it
Throw foot soldiers at the screen with them Mode 7 graphics
Mode 7, [bad word]  Pixels big as my [bad word]  [bad word] that blast processing, son, mode 7 was the [bad word] 

Next dimension is fifth, just like Zack the fifth turtle
Hugging a turtle with [bad word] who looks disturbingly fertile

Aw, yeah, I love me a y lady-turtle.

I'd like to go on, but now I'm sick of this [bad word] I think I've got a better way to summarize it
In the upper dimensions, everything becomes greater
Transforming Mario Lopez into A.C. Slayer

Tell 'em Krang!

Big up to John Impact, sheriff of sans-serif! I rock steady on the mic I'm gonna tear this! Bebop style like my name was John Coltrane! Get on board, cuz I'm conductor of the Soul Train!