The Frogs

grandma sitting in the corner with a [bad word] in her hand
going "no, no, no, no, no"
it only goes to show
grandma sitting in the corner with a [bad word] in her hand
going "no, no, no, no, no"
it only went to show
when the ambulance arrived
there wasn't a [bad word] alive
grandma in the corner with a [bad word] in her hand
going "no, no, no, no, no"
grandma in the corner with a beehive in her hand
going "no, no, no, no, no"
when the ambulance arrived today
all the penises were playing in the hay
grandma in the corner in her hand with a [bad word] 
going "no, no, no, no, no"
the ambulance man
saying "no, no, no, no, no"
grandma, oh grandma
you old [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] grandma
i'm gonna wring the [bad word] from your hands
"oh no, no, no"
grandma, grandma
"no, no, no, no, no"
in the corner with your hands
you [bad word] your hands from the [bad word] 
you crazy witch