Speedy Gonzales

You [bad word] home Speedy Gonzales, away from tannery row.
Stop all of your drinking with that floosie named Flo! [bad word] on home to your adobe and slap some mud on the wall!
The roof is leaking like a strainer. There's loads of roaches in the
hall.
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Speedy Gonzales (Speedy Gonzales),
why don't [bad word] home?
Speedy Gonzales (Speedy Gonzales),
 [bad word] you leave me all alone?

'Hey, Rosita, I have to go shopping downtown for my mother,
she needs some Tortillas and Chili Pepper!'

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Your doggie's gonna have a puppy, and [bad word] out of Coke.
No enchiladas in the icebox, and the television's broke.
I saw some lipstick on your sweatshirt, I smell some perfume in your ear.
Well, if you're gonna keep on messin', don't bring your business back a-here.
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Mmm, Speedy Gonzales (Speedy Gonzales),
why don't [bad word] home?
Speedy Gonzales (Speedy Gonzales),
 [bad word] you leave me all alone?

'Hey, [bad word] quick!
Down at the cantina, they're giving green stamps with Tequila!'

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