It's Funny Because It's True

Girls consider me of any use
When they take unacceptable amount of booze
And the rest time when they are not [bad word] 
They treat me like a useless junk

They say
Mister you dont worth anything
We will talk to you when you'll buy the wedding ring
And right about now get of our sight 
'cause you are not able to treat any girl allright

People keep talking behind my back
I gotta quit on wine and smoking crack
Well the thing I now even if I quit
I'll still remain the useless [bad word] 

They say
Mister you dont worth anything
We will talk to you when you'll buy the wedding ring
And right about now get of our sight 
'cause you are not able to treat any girl allright