Evil Dick

"Evil [bad word] 

Evil [bad word] 
Evil, [bad word]  evil, [bad word] 
Evil, [bad word]  evil, [bad word] 

Evil [bad word] likes warm, wet places,
evil [bad word] don't care about faces.
Evil [bad word] likes, young, tiny, small spaces,
evil [bad word] leaves little gooey telltale traces.
Evil [bad word] 

Evil, [bad word]  evil, [bad word] 
Evil, [bad word]  evil, [bad word] 

Late at night evil [bad word] [bad word] to me he says,
"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone."
Late at night evil [bad word] he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep alone,
don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep aloooooooooone."
Evil, [bad word]  evil, [bad word] 
Evil, [bad word]  evil, [bad word] 

I had this girl
she said she loved me,
thought there was no one ever above me,
she wanted to marry
and have my child,
but evil [bad word] he had to get buck wild.
Took me out one night
out with the freaks
if ever there was [bad word]  evil [bad word] would seek.
My girl caught me skeezin' she said
I wasn't [bad word] 
I said, "It wasn't me, baby.
it was the [bad word] evil [bad word] "

Late at night evil [bad word] [bad word] to me he says,
"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone."
Late at night evil [bad word] he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep alone,
don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep aloooooooooone."
Evil, [bad word]  evil, [bad word] 
Evil, [bad word]  evil, [bad word] 

And when evil [bad word] has its way,
it sounds a little like this.
AH, AH, AH, AH, OH, OH, OH, [bad word] HERE [bad word] HERE BABY,
AH, AH, AH, AH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, OH [bad word]  OH, OH
OH, OH... [bad word] [bad word] 

Evil, [bad word]  evil, [bad word] 
Evil, [bad word]  evil, [bad word] 

Late at night evil [bad word] [bad word] to me he says,
"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone."
Late at night evil [bad word] he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep alone,
don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep aloooooooooone."