Creeping Out Sara

I was backstage at a festival in Germany 
talking to a cute fair skinned brunette 
I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set 
I noticed that her hair was longer in the back 
I figure thats cuz shes Canadian 
Thats why I was surprised when she told me she was fully [bad word] 

That's when I realized it was Sara, or maybe it was Tegan 
I'm pretty sure that it was Sara 
Cause Johnny Sampson said she was the cooler one 

I told her I was a big fan of her band 
She asked me if I had a favorite song 
I admitted that I'd never actually heard them, but I like k.d. lang

I told her this Jew knows about the Junos 
And how they got robbed three times in a row 
And then I asked her if she knew of anyone who was selling pills or blow 

That's when I creeped out Sara or maybe I just [bad word] her off 
When I asked her if her sister and her had ever had a threesome? 
Where they both ganged up one girl, a forgy or a fivesome? 
Do they think strap-ons are groovy, and had they ever seen the movie 
Bound and did they like Jennifer Tilly, did they like Jennifer Tilly? 

Sara said she preferred Gina Gershon, Angelina Jolie 
In the Gia movie that was on HBO 
And If These Walls Could Talk made Tegan cry a lot 
After that I forgot what she said 
That's the problem with Diazepam, so many things I don't remember 
But I've got a sinking feeling, it's not that I'm a clairvoyant 

But I think that I creeped out Sara, I was creeping out on Sara 
I hope it wasn't Tegan, cuz Matt Skiba said she is the cooler one