We Are All Bat People (Songified Batman Argument)

Hank Green]
You've got Batman entirely wrong
John, we are all batpeople

[John Green]
Hank, Gotham never gets better for long
Crime is not actually caused by evil

[Hank Green]
We are all batpeople
[John Green]
Crime is not actually caused by evil

[John Green]
Batman's just a rich guy with an affinity for bats
Who's playing out his insane fantasy
How is that heroic?

[Hank Green]
Batman's values and actions are
reflection of our own values and actions
To make the world better

[John Green]
Does Batman understand how difficult it is
For an underfunded city like Gotham
To replace roads and bridges

[Hank Green]
We see ourselves in the cracks of his façade
In his anger and frustration
Because we have all those things, too

[John Green]
Hank
[Hank Green]
John
[Hank Green]
John
[John Green]
Hank
[Hank Green]
John
[John Green]
Hank
[John Green]
Hank
[Hank Green]
John

[Hank Green]
You've got Batman entirely wrong
John, we are all batpeople

[John Green]
Hank, Gotham never gets better for long
Crime is not actually caused by evil

[Hank Green]
We are all batpeople
[John Green]
Crime is not actually caused by evil

[John Green]
Crime is caused by systemic disenfranchisement
And poverty
And lack of access to job opportunities

[Hank Green]
We are not the heroes earth needs (earth needs)
But the heroes earth just happened to get

[John Green]
Hank
[Hank Green]
John
[Hank Green]
John
[John Green]
Hank
[Hank Green]
John
[John Green]
Hank
[John Green]
Hank
[Hank Green]
John

[Hank Green]
You've got Batman entirely wrong
John, we are all batpeople

[John Green]
Hank, Gotham never gets better for long
Crime is not actually caused by evil

[Hank Green]
We are all batpeople
[John Green]
Crime is not actually caused by evil