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The Internet Is Made Of Cats
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7 Seconds Of Love
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Some people think the internet is a series of tubes, Some people think it's made of wires, And lasers, and some hats. Some people think it's stuck together With a load of glue, But they're all wrong because the internet is made of CATS!!! The internet is made of cats, The internet is made of cats. Cats, cats, cats, cats, cats! The internet is made of cats! The internet was born in Japan 2001. There were not many cats so bandwidth was not very high. To get the cats around the net they had to keep them small, So [bad word] kittens using the ancient art of Bonsai. Although more kittens came online with each an every day. The connectivity and bandwidth of the net weren't great Because the kittens' numbers did not grow as you would hope As God kills a kitten every time he sees you [bad word] The internet is made of cats, The internet is made of cats. Cats, cats, cats, cats, cats! The internet is made of cats! The revolution came when LOLcats harnessed humankind To create many cats with captions on that were quite mental. While death-rates from a vengeful God stayed More or less the same The growth in internet kittens soon became exponential. For a while it looked as though everything was just fine: With more cats in the network things grew fast as fast can be. But soon the laws of physics started to bend with the strain As the number of cats tended towards infinity. The internet is made of cats, The internet is made of cats. Cats, cats, cats, cats, cats! The internet is made of cats! The Internet Cat Project Kittens Inspired by Kittens: Recursive cats spiralled down to a singularity. Which birthed a cat-god, powerful beyond imagination Called [bad word] quot;, who appeared obsessed with box idiocy. But despite looking like a fat-cat moron who liked boxes [bad word] was in fact manipulating both time and space. He summoned forth the Dark One From beyond the deepest past. The one who would be saviour of the Internet Cat Race The internet is made of cats, The internet is made of cats. Cats, cats, cats, cats, cats! The internet is made of... The internet is made of cats, The internet is made of cats. Cats, cats, cats, cats, cats! The internet is made of cats... ...and that's a fact!
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SKA-команда из Великобритании поражающая воображение даже людей с самой твёрдой жизненной позицией!и ничего бы так и не случилось, если бы не они:Stallion Explosion (Joel Veitch): франтмэн - вокал, укулеле (гавайская гитара)Cap'n Pat (Pat Schulenburg; aka Skipper): гитараMighty Mighty Veitch Man (Alex Veitch; aka Oom Voom or Oom): клавиши, бэк-вокалMr Ed (Ed Harding; aka Love Tubes): трубаChaynsaw (Ian Paterson): саксофонBass Cadet (Stephen Pattison; aka Kelp Giant or Bear Slayer): бас-гитараSkankhammer (Ed Snow): ударные
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