Pitbull - Timber ft. Ke$ha PARODY!! Key of Awesome

LYRICS
KE$HA
I'm in the South, I can't remember
If I just moved. Where are my pants?
I spent the night with Ms. December
Where is Pitbull, let's make a hit

KE$HA 
You're late for the shoot

PITBULL
I'm at the beach

KE$HA
I'll go down to you

PITBULL
That's not necessary

KE$HA
But first I'll [bad word] my teeth and gargle with this booze.

PITBULL
Ugh. Gross!
Stay put, seriously
Nah! We just gon' do this one over the phone
So I can kiggity keep watchin' Deputy Dawg
When you say you're going down, what do ya mean?
Do you mean going down on me, senor clean?
If that's the case no thanks i got it covered
I get more action than shamu has blubber
I'll stay here. You stay on your rocker,
and Kids, always remember to drink Dale vodka.

PITBULL
If Ke$ha sings on your song
Make the space between you long
last time i saw her we made love

when she left i had bed bugs
had to put my stuff in bags
Even Lassie, such a drag

What is Kesha up to now
What is her part of the song about?

KE$HA
I just fell down, crashed through a winder!
But it was cool, hey there's my pants
I have to go, I promised Pitbull 
I'd be the girl, on his new jam
I think we should, move in together 

PITBULL
No please no!

KE$HA
I'll do the chores, 

PITBULL
I got a maid

KE$HA
You pay the rent 

PITBULL
I fly solo

KE$HA
We'll get bunk beds, best friends forever
It'll be fun, you won't regret! 

PITBULL
Ay Dios Mio!
C'mon now Ke$ha stay two states away 
I don't want to have to have the [bad word] and spray

This song is about objectifying women
and selling products like Pitbull's Fried Chicken

Stay right there in that dive; Luganis
Bet that place smells like [bad word]  [bad word] 

Hey what happened to that model?
Uh oh...she...just..got...ate by sharks

Chew tobacco doe see doe
Is this country? I don't know

This video don't make no sense
I have to speak to my agent
He made me replace Dale with Timber

I used to say Dale, do you remember?
Dale is an awesome word
Timber's just a piece of wood. Hello?

KE$HA
I'm in your house, and I'm hungover
I'm gonna puke, where is your trash?
Oh here it is, it's on your dresser
golden cone, it's on a stand

PITBULL
No! Not my latin Grammy!
 [bad word] girl How much puke you got inside?
Exterminator, I have a Kesha infestation in my house. Yes I can hold.