Fully Functional

I worm your hole and I milk your way
 I tap that a** just like George Takei
 I breach your core till you’re gonna blow
 I make you come, I make you boldly go

I shouldn’t have to tell you, baby 
 I’m fully functional 

You’re an alien girl and you got spots on your skin
 When I’m not beaming down I am beaming in
 When I look at you, well I start to grow
 I’m gonna regulate your plasma flow

I shouldn’t have to tell you, baby 
 I’m fully functional 
 You can see for yourself, little honey 
 I’m fully functional 

I can go fast and I can go slow
 I can make it good, I can make it so
 I can make you scream, I can make you whine
 I can make you explode, little baby 
 Make you feel so fine

Got an alien chick, she likes my captain’s stick
 She like it nice and long, she like it nice and thick
 She like it nice and slow, she like it nice and quick
 She got a 12-inch tongue that she use to lick my

Moby [bad word] is the name of my whale
 White like the Ketracel in my veins
 It’s a photon torpedo and it cannot fail
 And when it detonates she don’t complain